It was Christmas Eve night, and after a marathon FaceTime session that felt longer than waiting for a Bitcoin transaction confirmation during peak network congestion, she dropped a bombshell: “I wish you were my boyfriend.” Naturally, I couldn’t resist the bait and shot back, “I wish you were my girlfriend.” Talk about Christmas spirit soaring higher than Bitcoin in a bull run!
But wait, it gets better. She confessed she’s in love with me—right there, amidst the holiday cheer and twinkling lights. And guess what? I’ve been HODLing the same feelings for a while now. It was like unwrapping the best gift ever, topped with a big shiny bow and maybe even a few extra sats.
We’re both fully aware of the “complicated” nature of our relationship and agree that going public right now would be like trying to fit a reindeer through a blockchain’s block size limit. No delusions here, just pure, mutual affection wrapped up in festive lights and encrypted messages.
Having reciprocated love feels like finding an extra present under the tree—like discovering a hidden stash of Bitcoin you forgot you had. It’s been ages since I’ve experienced this kind of connection, and honestly, it’s the highlight of my year. Who knew Christmas Eve would bring not just joy and eggnog, but also a heart full of love and maybe even a little blockchain magic?
So here we are, navigating our relationship like Santa navigating his sleigh on a foggy night—steady, hopeful, and a little bit magical. Cheers to finally having that special someone who makes my heart sing louder than a successful mining rig!